National Lampoon | Bin Ladin Finds “One Ring”

President Bush expressed his desire to assuage fears of both the British and American families of those soldiers taken that they won’t have died in vain. “If nothing else,” commented Bush at a press conference, “the Afghans are fabulous chefs, having long ago learned to make savory meals with only the barest of herbs and sauces. Our boys tasted great! Of that, you can have no doubt.”