In the classic Elvis Presley song from the 50’s, Elvis sings that he’s “itching like a man on a fuzzy tree…”
Hmmm. A quick Google search on the term “Elvis was Gay” brings up any number of interesting sites and comments, including this: “The public’s response to Elvis’ new fashion trends was consistent with their reactions to his 1950s clothes. Although society was more liberal after the 1960s, people still saw his image as an attack on heterosexuality and traditional male roles. This lead to a widespread rumor that Elvis was gay, something that seems hard to believe considering how many women he slept with.”
Yeah, ’cause that’s always a good way to measure a person’s homosexuality quotient (being gay isn’t an on/off thing but a percentage, in case you didn’t know . . . although once the percentage gets to a certain level, I’m fairly certain that you are, like Charles Nelson Reilly, always “on”, as it were).
Thoughts and comments from the rest of the class?