Poetic Divination | Where Is the Sprinkler Stop Valve?

“Where Is the Sprinkler Stop Valve?” by BS Johnson

Urinating in a urinal

I try at first directly

to jet down a fruitfly

then see random sprinkling

is the proper method—

you cannot beat the random element

as in cancer, as my mother knew

You know, you’re asking for trouble when you seek guidance from random poems.