Dialogue

Me: “…so it looks like we did a good job in the meeting.”

Bryan: “Hey man, there’s no ‘we’ here. It’s all you.”

Me: “Y’know Bry, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘TEAM’ . . . but let’s not forget that it starts and ends with ‘TM'”

(I realize that I shouldn’t be nearly as proud of this line as I am, but it was generated on the spur of the moment, which counts for something.