Where’s Waldo (and Ralph)?

While I was waxing rhapsodic about fine vintage fountain pens (that’s enough links for now), a piece of junk mail got delivered for some sort of male enhancement drug.

What make it remarkable (at least here) is that it referenced quotes from Ambrose Bierce and Ralph Waldo Emerson:

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. – Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

The covers of this book are too far apart. – Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Not sure how I feel about that.