Lex Luthor vs. Dick Grayson

If I had the time tonight, I’d dust off my Rhetorical Analysis training and take a look at the fundamentally different styles that Cheney and Edwards are employing in their debate this evening.

Driving home tonight, I heard the first five minutes of the debate on the radio. Cheney sounded great. He sounded confident and informed and reliable. Once I turned on the television, I had to restrain myself from shouting back at him.

Full Disclosure: I hate Cheney, hated him long before tongiht. I absolutely hate everything he is and everything he stands for. I can’t listen to him without saying to myself “This guy’s a supervillain.”

Quote of the evening, courtesy of Keeley Geary: “You know, Cheney’s the type of guy who pays to be cryogenically frozen. They’re gonna keep him in the basement of Halliburton, in his cryogenic tube.”