…Remember to take the day off to vote. And the day before, to psyche up. And the morning after, to dry out.
…If you live in Florida, for Christ’s sake, look at the ballot very, very carefully this time.
…Keep in mind that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we’re attacked by terrorists.
Those nice folks at The Onion aren’t just funny, they really care.
(My personal suggestion for all of you looking to make the whole voting process more interesting, walk up to a poll worker with your ballot and say “Excuse me, I didn’t have time to prepare. Can you please tell me which of these candidates in the local races are white and which ones are black?”)