The geniuses at Something Awful have put together some insightful tips from FEMA on coping with diaster . . . if you live in Ducksburg…
First you need to assess the situation. Are you a duck or are you a Beagle Boy? If you’re a Beagle Boy you might as well just skip to the end of this because you’re not really going to be able to follow most of our suggestions due to a lack of resources. Just plan on riding out the hurricane and then reverting to the barely-suppressed bestial urges that served your ancestors so well before they were brought to this country and domesticated.
Next up, Social Justice in Eternia.