Eavesdropping while someone is delivering a new water cooler today…
“So what’s wrong with this one?”
“The hot water doesn’t work.”
“Okay . . . what’s all this?”
“What?”
“All this red stuff in here.”
“I don’t know.”
“Well, we use spring water and sometimes you see algae in there. But
that’s green, not red.”
“Great.”
Yeah. Great. I drink about fifteen cups of water out of that thing
each day. If I’ve got red fucking algae growing inside me, I’m going
to be pissed. And dead.