“Have you been to see that Egyptian thing at the museum?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Well, if you’ve seen one…”
“…racist.”
“I used to live in Egypt.”
“No you didn’t.”
“I did. In a former life.”
“No you didn’t.”
“I built the pyramids.”
“No you didn’t.”
“You can’t prove that I didn’t.”
“Yes, yes I can. Even if you did live there in a former life, you could not have built the pyramids.”
“I had a hovercraft.”