You know, there’s some really great comedy going on out there . . . but it all pretty much sounds the same after a while. And then, every once in a while, I discover someone like this guy — this kind of thing makes me happy. I like comedy that spreads like low-level evil throughout the world, so that you sort of step in it in unexpected places. I love the idea that he’s using Amazon as an unwitting platform for this kind of subversion…

Melissa (Etheridge) needs to make more albums about being gay and how lonely this makes her feel. This one was a good start but her fans crave more. I personally would like to see her put out a concept album entirely about Anne Heche. Also, would a pull-out featuring pictures of attractive young women making out with each other as Melissa looks on in the background be totally out of place? I want to share Melissa’s sadness and I truly believe that this is the only way.

See, that’s comedy.

Best of all, if you dig a bit more into his profile, you’ll find that he is H.P. Lovecraft as well as “an advanced hominid. My diet consists of many terrestrial plants and animals. I enjoy making it with your good looking women.”

Oh wait, you don’t have to dig. I already did it for you. Lazy.