At work…
Bryan: “Your wife works at Victoria’s Secret?”
Rex: “Yup.”
Me: “You know, I just want to go on record that I can’t think of an appropriate Victoria’s Secret joke. But I’ll be working on it.”
Rex: “it’s no big deal. She’s worked there before.”
Me: “Oh, I know.”
Bryan: “My girlfriend used to work at Victoria’s Secret.”
Jack: “Mannequins don’t count.”
(Jack Baty, a licensed comic practitioner)