…apparently one of the nice things about being a Really Professional Writer Chap is that you get to write movies with Penn Gillette.

And so, I am left to wonder in my declining years: Who would I want to write a movie with, avoiding the most excellent Mr. Gaiman’s sloppy seconds (should I ever have the opportunity)?

No idea. I expect the Fates will, as usual, let me know.

(Hey, that’s a good question . . .where the hell have I been?)