Semi-Appropriate Workplace Banter

Me and Jack, talking up front at work…

“See, you did that one all by yourself. You didn’t need me at all.”

“I did. It was you doing your little twitchy that got me going.”

“Jack, I wish you would please stop looking at my little twitchy.”

“I’ll stop when it stops twitching.”

“It’ll never stop.”

Tracy chimes in: “You guys want to take it in the back?”

“No.”

“Not really, no.”

“Not at all.”

Nearby, Steve turns the page and (wisely) keeps reading the paper.