Venus Foot Trap

…when the old athlete’s foot infestation was at its worst, bits (yea, even chunks) of skin were peeling off my feet like shingles from an old barn in a hurricane. Ever-enterprising, I figured, “Hey, why waste all these skin hunks?”

I thought about my Venus Flytraps. (You can start squirming now.)

Ugh. Consider me squirming, bub…