Jesus H Christina | Blogging for the Lord

Hi my name is Christina and I am a 14 year old home school student and I am going to blog for our lord and savior Jesus Christ since he is in heaven and there is no internet in heaven since internet is mostly filthy porn and athiest places that dont get into heaven.

Operative term being, of course, “home school”.

Hey Christina, don’t forget all those sites with lots of poetry and pictures of spooky kids…