CNN | And In The Darkness Blog Them…

One possibility was a lightning strike in the Niagara region on the U.S. side of the border, according to the Canadian Department of National Defense.

The Canadian Department of National Defense? What is that, Bob and Doug MacKenzie? Dudley Do-right and his trusty companion Horse?

So they say it wasn’t terrorism . . . but I wonder how long it’ll take for the conspiracy theories to start?

Perfect timing, really, if you’re an administration facing major political inquiry and scandal, economic instability, and declining approval ratings . . . a good way to get the people scared again, looking for someone to protect them.

You know, once you flip the big switch in your head labeled “Conspiracy” it’s very difficult to turn it off again.