May Stats

I think the thing I like most about reviewing the statistics for this site every month is that they refer to “Unique Visitors” — because I know a few of them and, in reality, they are rather unique.

A couple of other things of note: We’re very close to breaking 400 visitors. No idea why. Part of it might be due to the large number of people visiting the Webcam and downloading the Alice in Wonderland script.

Which tells me I am better looking than my work is.

A couple of interesting things that people typed into search engines and, somehow, ended up here…

“children camp porno” (This one give me the shivers…)

“loose or posteriori or bereft or pulpits or glimpse” (No idea what they were looking for, but I hope they found it…)

“little lolita webcam” (Yeah, they’re out of luck…)

“burt ward porno” (Again, shivers…)

“fox 11 on russian mail order brides” (I’m forever going to regret giving that interview on online dating to the TV station…)

“obese camp” (Hey, I’ve lost thirty pounds in the past three months…)