The election is a week away and I’ve taken to answering the phone with “John Lennon Society. Fight The Future. This is T.M., how may I direct your call?”

Which has cut down on the political calls (I don’t live in the Bible Belt so much as the Bible Necktie) and also confused the hell out of telemarketers.

Instant Karma’s gonna get ’em (if I don’t get ’em first).