…and I’m surprised to find out that not only are each of us getting our own office in the new building, but we’ll have an attached bedroom as well. A few of my coworkers even have bunkbeds.
The gossip around the office is that this is to allow for a more Mad Men like atmosphere.
“Aren’t we way too busy for a bunch of womanizing?” I ask.
No one answers. They’re all too busy getting ready for the big new photo shoot with our latest client, Versace.
The office is full of art directors, make up artists, and celebrities called in for the shoot.
I pass by an office where Christian Bale is getting his hair dyed a brilliant royal blue.
I trade quips with George Clooney in the hall. He is wearing a two foot tall jet black fright wig and sports an impressive handlebar mustache — perfectly suited to go with his leather chaps and Village People bondage gear.
It’s going to be an interesting day, I think to myself.
(For what it’s worth, the tag line for the advertising agency where I work is “Exactly like nobody else.”)
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